BANANARCHY IN THE UK

Remember when I said that my world still revolves around the Spice Girls?

Well, check out my new boots, kids.

I couldn't resist. They are the last in the city..and I'm probably the only girl without a dick to own them in the city. And only $50.

It's hard to say how often I'll wear them. It's hard to say how much I care. But I've wanted these babies (Literally. They are my children.) since I was like, nine. And while everyone in my life (with the exception of my friend Ashley, who channeled her inner ugly stepsister and squeezed her way into them with glee) despises them and thinks I'm fucking crazy, they complete me.

So whatchya think about that? Now you know how I feel.