SHE'S JUST A LITTLE TEASE

I'm seeing Fucked Up tonight. If I wasn't so small, and if I wasn't planning on wearing these shoes, I'd get right up there and pray I'd get blood on me. Because that's just the kind of girl I am. Take me home to your mom. I have a Hannah Montana temporary tattoo on my right breast, pink hair and holes in my jeans.

Oh yeah. Restrain yourself, fellas.

BANANARCHY IN THE UK

Remember when I said that my world still revolves around the Spice Girls?

Well, check out my new boots, kids.

I couldn't resist. They are the last in the city..and I'm probably the only girl without a dick to own them in the city. And only $50.

It's hard to say how often I'll wear them. It's hard to say how much I care. But I've wanted these babies (Literally. They are my children.) since I was like, nine. And while everyone in my life (with the exception of my friend Ashley, who channeled her inner ugly stepsister and squeezed her way into them with glee) despises them and thinks I'm fucking crazy, they complete me.

So whatchya think about that? Now you know how I feel.